Jonathan Pond

Ponderings

Reflections on Our Love Affair with Cars

Many of my readers are well aware of my problems with cars. People spend far too much on their iron and plastic masters, so much that they need to borrow or lease to acquire them. Even worse, when the car is eventually paid off (the average new car loan is almost six years), our hapless owner is eager to trade it in on yet another new and amply financed model.

I’ll never forget one remark by a young woman who took umbrage with my speech remarks exhorting the audience to strive to eventually be able to pay cash for their cars. She said that she had carefully budgeted for her car payments and if she kept the car after it was paid off, her budget would be off kilter. In her words, and I’m not making this up: “What would I do with the extra money.” Not wishing to offend the sponsors of my talk, I resisted the strong temptation to say: “Why don’t you save it, you dodo?”

While I’m quite confident that you, dear reader, are not encumbering yourself with a lifetime of car loan or lease payments, you may have a family member, particularly a younger one, who is not so prudent. If so, here is an interesting bit of history. The standard rule of thumb in post-World War II America was to spend no more than two months’ income on a car and finance it over no more than 18 months. At the risk of eliciting some ire, I see little reason why we should vary from those parameters today although recent statistics say that 74% of the cars on the road today are not owned by the driver and 85% of new car purchases involve either loans or leases.   

Smart Money Tips

A pair of Pond’s immutable laws: 

  • Pond’s Law of Convenience Store Lines. Standing in line behind someone who is purchasing scratch tickets or lottery tickets will cause you to be late for your next appointment. That person will spend more time selecting his or her tickets than the average person spends buying a major home appliance.
  • Pond’s Law of Winning Scratch Ticket Holders. Anyone who holds a winning scratch ticket will cash it in on additional scratch tickets until such time as his or her original “winnings” are lost.
Food for Thought

Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason why so few engage in it.
     
-Henry Ford

Money Can Be Funny

I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.
      –
Francois Rabelais

Word of the Week

opsimath (OP-si-math) noun – One who begins learning late in life.

Origin: From Greek opsi– (late) + math (learning)

Gerontologists suggest that the best way for seniors to keep mentally sharp is to become opsimaths, for example, by taking up something new and challenging like a musical instrument or a foreign language.